save me yoshime

I'm sitting here, sucking on my venti-green-tea-latte-no-whip-no-melon
and reading about consent to enter property acquired under
misrepresentation and I'm about ready to stab my eyes out with the
green-starbucks-straw and I'm wondering what tort law stanard of
negligence would apply if I acidentally slipped on the condensation on
the floor here and ended up with a malty-straw in my eyeball. I think
law school is destroying my brain. help me. remind me of how it was
to be a programmer working 6 hours a day with little or no
responsibility and tell me how i was wasting my life... and how 60
hour weeks in a stressful job will be so much more rewarding.

on saturday mornings, there is an endless parade of blonde moms in
yoga pants and light hoodies with their toddlers in tow.

and me, the chinese guy squinting at his computer in the glare of the
sun, eating his sausage-egg-and-cheddar sandwich while sucking down
some lime-green delight... earphones on, hogging an entire table to
himself, listening to Journey to drown out the kids racing around the
store.

chopstick instructions

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks.
the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history
and culture.