Dim Sum Me

we had dim sum for lunch.. top gun. I was struck with idea for a new documentary.

SIM SUM ME
A man rents an apartment about Uwajimaya's in the international district and decides to live off of nothing but Dim Sum for three months. Watch as his health fades and his demeanor changes as a result of his new diet.
*He gains 40 lbs from the excessive amounts of pork and shrimp.
*His wrists become badly deformed from grueling chopstick usage.
*His hair begins to fall out in clumps from the MSG intake.
*His voice level is constantly shouting, sometimes in Cantonese.
*He develops a phobia of eating the last piece of food on a plate.
*He begins to find only the feet of the chicken appetizing.

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