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Masticatory Thoughts

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

just a thought

two reasons why i will have a heart attack sooner than later

1. Making sandwiches is just an excuse to lick mayonnaise off the butter knife.

2. The George Foreman Grill fat removal system? I've renamed it the Gravy Maker.
Posted by Ryan at 11:21 PM

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